School Safety Patrol

Where does success as
a student taking acid,
an adult begin, from
the locker room, nude
presidents to pro athletes,
who were kids on drugs
and many more. It's with
the teachers who were
The School Safety
Perverts Who Bitched
Patrol Program. Now in
high school, they taught
its 97th year. This
year, the kids are like
school-based traffic
looking for content.