Blimpy And The Hermit

Blimpy and the hermit
lived in houses
that were next to each other,
and Blimpy was a right wing guy
who had lots of guns
and his walls were filled
with the heads of animals
which he had killed,
and the hermit was a left wing guy
who didn't have any guns,
because he practiced
non-violence
and didn't want to harm
anything, even cancer,
if he could help it,
so both Blimpy and the hermit
believed in kindness
and being good neighbors,
but it was Blimpy
who first came over
to the hermit's house
and introduced himself,
and so they became
good friends,
so the moral
of this story
is that you never know
who people really are.