The Apocalypse Probably Has Been Called Off

So I was sitting
on the sofa
in the family room,
and I had a breakthrough
about a severe delusion
that I had
about what is known
as the Antichrist,
and this delusion
I shared
with the lady
in Texas
who was insane
with it,
so she did in
her kids
in order
to save them
from her,
and this delusion
is that we thought
that we were
the Antichrist,
because of strange shit
like the number 666
appearing on our heads
and stuff like that
in our minds,
so I had been suffering
with this thing
since college days
and I'm now sixty
and thank God
I didn't kill anybody,
but I realized
that this delusion
about the Apocalypse
is easy to get,
because I have been
frightened of it,
no, terrified of it,
since I was a kid
growing up
with the bomb,
so the thing is
that in my subconscious mind,
I thought,
"Well, if the Apocalypse
is going to happen,
almost all of us
are going to be murdered
by God,
so, since I don't want
that to happen,
I better become
a devil
like the Antichrist
in order to stop it
from happening"
but, I was a good spiritual person
like the lady in Texas,
so what I got
was this awful delusion
about being the Antichrist,
which I obviously
was not
and neither was she,
so after that revelation,
it was off to court
for Judgement Morning,
in the mind,
which is usually
done by G. Mennen Williams,
otherwise known
as "Soapy"
but this time
it was presided over
by "God"
so as court began
I was a bit upset,
so "God" said
"Don't worry.
I'm not going to blow
everybody up.
I love everybody."
so I realized
that God was actually
a nice guy,
and wasn't the awful thing
which my subconscious mind
had dreamed up,
so all is well
and the apocalypse

has been called off.