Surgery

I have only had
one surgical procedure
done to me,
and my doctor
said
that it doesn't count,
because it was
my right, lower
wisdom tooth
that was
removed,
and they put me
under
with some great drug
which got me
really high,
and then
the doctor
or dentist
or whatever
just pulled it out,
and I said
to my dad
as we were driving home,
"Well,
that wasn't exactly

like pulling teeth".