Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Naughty And Nice

So as I was walking out
of the parking garage
in my little suburban town,
I was smoking
and just as I dropped
my cigarette on the pavement
and was getting out
my cigarette butt picker upper bag,
a lady who looked older than me
got out of her car
and gave me
a dirty look
and said,
"That's not nice..."
in a grumpy tone of voice,
and I said,
"What's not nice?"
in my best nice voice,
and she grumbled something
in a grumpy mumble,
as I picked up
my cigarette butt,
so as I was walking away
I thought,
"Which isn't nice?
My smoking?...
or her?"

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