Monday, December 31, 2012
Sunday, December 30, 2012
Sunday, December 23, 2012
Thursday, December 20, 2012
The Night Before The Winter Solstice
So, it's raining
and dark
now, on the night
before the winter solstice,
and tomorrow morning
at five
I have to drive
my neighbor and his wife
to the airport,
and I am doing it
as a good thing to do
because my neighbor needs help
and I thought
that I would help out,
but it could
get cold tonight
and the water on the roads
could freeze
and I could be driving
on the freeway,
which I don't normally do,
on ice,
so since tomorrow
is the day of the so-called
end of the world,
I'm a little nervous,
but, I don't know,
we'll see
what happens.
and dark
now, on the night
before the winter solstice,
and tomorrow morning
at five
I have to drive
my neighbor and his wife
to the airport,
and I am doing it
as a good thing to do
because my neighbor needs help
and I thought
that I would help out,
but it could
get cold tonight
and the water on the roads
could freeze
and I could be driving
on the freeway,
which I don't normally do,
on ice,
so since tomorrow
is the day of the so-called
end of the world,
I'm a little nervous,
but, I don't know,
we'll see
what happens.
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
Peace Pipe
So, this morning
I was thinking
about Native Americans
because I practice
some sort of
Native American spiritual practice,
and so I thought
about the peace pipe
and since I have a pipe,
I thought I needed to know
what goes in it,
so I looked up Peace Pipe
on the internet
and found out
about all kinds
of herbs
that went into the mix,
so I thought
that I would go out
and buy them,
but later I thought,
why don't I just put
what I have
in my peace pipe,
then it would be
my own special blend,
so I did that,
and I'm smoking tonight.
I was thinking
about Native Americans
because I practice
some sort of
Native American spiritual practice,
and so I thought
about the peace pipe
and since I have a pipe,
I thought I needed to know
what goes in it,
so I looked up Peace Pipe
on the internet
and found out
about all kinds
of herbs
that went into the mix,
so I thought
that I would go out
and buy them,
but later I thought,
why don't I just put
what I have
in my peace pipe,
then it would be
my own special blend,
so I did that,
and I'm smoking tonight.
Friday, December 7, 2012
What A Homosexual Is
When I was
a really young kid,
my family
went out
to see a movie,
and it was
a more adult movie
than a little kid
like me
should have seen,
so I was sitting there
not understanding it
and eating my popcorn,
when the word
"homosexual"
popped up
in the dialogue
in the movie,
so I turned
to my Dad
and asked him,
"Dad...What does
homosexual mean?",
and he replied,
"Men who like men"
so I said,
"Oh."
a really young kid,
my family
went out
to see a movie,
and it was
a more adult movie
than a little kid
like me
should have seen,
so I was sitting there
not understanding it
and eating my popcorn,
when the word
"homosexual"
popped up
in the dialogue
in the movie,
so I turned
to my Dad
and asked him,
"Dad...What does
homosexual mean?",
and he replied,
"Men who like men"
so I said,
"Oh."
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
The News From My House
My sleep
is usually broken
into two or three parts,
and I can't sleep
for very long periods of time,
so this morning
I woke up tired
with that awful feeling
of morning tiredness,
and this time
it didn't pass,
so I tried to exercise a little,
but that didn't help,
so I just waited
and waited
and waited,
and then at about two
in the afternoon,
the feeling was gone,
so I proceeded
to do my spiritual thing
and my exercise thing
and my art thing,
and to my amazement,
I finished everything,
even though
half of the day
was a complete waste.
is usually broken
into two or three parts,
and I can't sleep
for very long periods of time,
so this morning
I woke up tired
with that awful feeling
of morning tiredness,
and this time
it didn't pass,
so I tried to exercise a little,
but that didn't help,
so I just waited
and waited
and waited,
and then at about two
in the afternoon,
the feeling was gone,
so I proceeded
to do my spiritual thing
and my exercise thing
and my art thing,
and to my amazement,
I finished everything,
even though
half of the day
was a complete waste.
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